Before and After Marriage

\Before marriage, a man declares that he would set down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won’t even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. It is because for them it is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that it is more tricky to be witty every day than to say pretty things from time to time.

A marriage joke to share…

I've got a good friend who married a Doctor.

One day he told her: "You need to do something to spice up our love-making".

Soon thereafter, he came home and found her in bed with another man who is also an M.D.

"Why?" asked her husband. "You said I needed to do something to spice up our love-making;

I just wanted to get a Second Opinion", she replied...

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